January 2012
I hate it when people say, "Don't worry, there are... →
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Witch, do I look like I’m gonna travel around the world and meet all these 6 billion people?
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When someone tries to talk during my TV shows →
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DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?
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My friends on Valentine's Day: →
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Me on Valentine’s Day:
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Send me a "♥" if you would be my Valentine.
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12th graders: ew 11th graders 11th graders: ew 10th graders 10th graders: ew 9th graders 9th graders: ew middle schoolers middle schoolers: ew elementary kids elementary kids: ew babies babies: ew fetus fetus: ew wait how am i talking
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You know Squidward did it better than Nicki. →
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quinsee:
a large group of people that are 300+ lbs in a room with a piece of cake
the hunger games
textposter:
wow i cant wait to jump in the shower and avoid looking down at my disfigured body
Valentine Application
babyminaj:
are you alive
do you like mozzarella sticks
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Are looks important in a relationship?
Are relationships ever worth it?
Are you a virgin?
Are you in a relationship?
Are you in love?
Are you single this year?
Can you commit to one person?
Describe your crush:
Describe your perfect mate:
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Do you ever want to get married?
Do you forgive betrayal?
Do you get jealous easily?
Do you have a crush on...
Person: Sigh
Tumblr: Do you realize how offensive that is? Seriously go ahead and tell me if you do. Let me answer that you stupid white privileged heterosexual male, you don't. See people like you have never even taken the time to research the fact that there are people that cannot in fact sigh. This is the kind of ableism that makes it look like we still live in the 50's or some shit. What's next, you want to go out and lynch some PoC's with your drinking buddies? Some people are bound to iron lungs and cannot sigh even if they wanted to. You can deny your privilege of being able to sigh all you want but it will only make you look more like a privilege denying asshole. People like you make me sick. Sometimes I have no faith for this country.
pubicweave:
when people write “should of” instead of “should’ve”
I don't make friends, I make acquaintances.
excuse-my-charisma:
When someone you don't like touches you →
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friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not care.
Imagine one day you become a celebrity, and the... →
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90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love....
jeanettadnise:
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thatkendalljenneranon:
cheer-is-religion:
ugh why did I read that???????????? Shit
Why.
Bring on the good news bitch.
ugh. I needa reblog this I’m sorry
i read it. fuck. BUT I’MA REBLOG CAUSE I’M ON KENDALL’SSSSSSSSSSSSSS.~
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ugh sorry i need this
Eh, gotta give it a try. I need...
